..is y'all and Bourbon...they got something called Four Roses, which does the trick and tastes like home, but seriously, they should consider expanding their options.
Otherwise, this "France" is unbelievable, have you heard of it...it's really popular. People actually live here. And they don't care that you speak their language really poorly, I mean, REALLY poorly. I can't believe it's been so well hidden for so long. Seriously, we should all just move here, cause they got lots of shit figured out...Public transportation, done. Healthcare, done. The whole marriage of modern and historical, DONE. It rained the first 4 days of the trip and I didn't even care! Wine and cheese and chocolate every day...things my doctor forbid me to eat because of the havoc it wreaks on my nervous system...not one headache...NOT ONE!!! Cause they don't put all that crap in it here like they do in the states...15 types of cheese to be exact and 10 different wines from 7 different regions...all delicious...all affordable...no wonder they don't wanna fight here...I don't wanna fight here, I just wanna drink and eat and look at art and laugh at the kids in the park and not one mime! Not one!
Everyone get your asses on a plane and meet me next week.
